Send a Kitty.
Every day. For a month.
Pick someone and we'll send them a hand-picked kitty every morning for thirty days, each with a caption the cat did not approve. One payment. No subscription. One-click opt-out.
One payment. No subscription. One-click opt-out.
Three steps. Thirty kitties.
Nominate your person
Tell us who's getting the kitties. A friend, a foe, or simply yourself. Add a note and take the credit, or stay anonymous. We won't ask why.
Let them know
Know their email? We'll send the invitation for you. Haven't the foggiest? Take a link and send it to them and let them open their generous gift.
Release the kitties
Once the gift is opened, a kitty turns up every single morning, never the same one twice, until the month runs out. The cats have not been told and would not care.
Who are you buying for?
The One Who Serves One
They have a cat. They do not own a cat; nobody owns a cat. They open doors for it, narrate its moods to you, and apologise to it when they move it off the chair. Thirty more cats will not restore the balance of power, but they will be very pleased.
The One Who Isn't Allowed One
An allergy, a landlord, a partner with opinions — something stands between them and the cat they were meant to have. They follow forty cats online and greet every one they pass in the street. This is the loophole, and nobody sneezes.
The Deserving
It's you. Nobody else was going to, and quite frankly, you deserve it. Put your own name in the box. We won't mention it, and the kitties were never going to.
We serve all three, without judgement. 🐈
This is what lands, every morning.
No adverts. No upsells. No “you might also like.” Just one kitty (a real one), one caption, and the distinct impression they're doing you a favour by appearing at all.
- ✓Delivered by email or WhatsApp
- ✓A new kitty each day (a real one)
- ✓Captions written with a sense of humour
- ✓One-click opt-out (the cats won't notice)
Kitty a Day
to you · 08:00
Day 12. The town is under new management.
Credit @sweetener_the_cat
Surveying his rooftops in the morning sun. The residents below believe the town is theirs, and he sees no kindness in correcting them.
Sent with love by Jonny.
Had enough? Stop the kitties in one click.
Can you really put a price on a kitty's attention? (The kitty has.)
The Taster
14 days · 14 kitties
For testing the water, or the friendship.
- ✓A kitty every morning for a fortnight
- ✓Personalised gift message on day one
- ✓Never the same kitty twice
- ✓Starts immediately, no waiting around
- ✓One-click opt-out
The Full Month
30 days · 30 kitties
The proper commitment. 17p a kitty.
- ✓A kitty every morning for thirty days
- ✓Personalised gift message on day one
- ✓Never the same kitty twice
- ✓Schedule the day it starts
- ✓One-click opt-out
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You've got questions.
Is this a joke?+
It might seem it, but no, we're deadly serious. It is a real service that really does send a real kitty to a real person, every day, for a month.
How does it actually reach them?+
When they open your gift link they choose where their kitties should turn up, from email to WhatsApp.
Can they make it stop?+
Every single kitty carries a one-click opt-out. We didn't want to do that, but our lawyers told us we had to (Boo!). If they use it, the kitties stop immediately — the first recorded instance of a cat doing as it's told.
Will they know it's from me?+
Only if you'd like them to know. They'll receive the gift with your name and a personalised message. You can also go entirely anonymous, and we won't ask why.
Will they get the same kitty twice?+
No. Thirty days, thirty distinct kitties. We keep a register. We take this extremely seriously, which is by some distance the funniest part.
Is it a subscription?+
No. You pay once, it runs its course, and then it stops. No card kept on file, no auto-renewal, no dark patterns. Just kitties, then silence — which the kitties would tell you is how they prefer it.
Can I schedule it to start on a birthday?+
Yes. Choose the start date and the first kitty will land on the morning of. Nothing says 'many happy returns' like a month of magnificent indifference.